The Cat Turd Wall Calendar, Funny Cat Lover Novelty Gag Gift, Poop Art Humor
The Cat Turd Calendar is the purr-fect blend of high art and low brow: 12 glorious months of feline “masterpieces” photographed to look like everything from cactus plants and lovebirds to Olympic divers and even Godzilla. Who knew the litter box could be such a fountain of creativity?
Whether you’re shopping for a white elephant gift that no one will ever forget, the cat lover who already has way too many mugs and socks or just yourself, because your sense of humor is as twisted as a pretzel-shaped poop…
…this calendar delivers 365 days of giggles, groans, and gag-worthy glory.
Each month features:
A high-resolution glamour shot of a surprisingly artistic cat deposit
A pun-packed title that will have you laughing (and cringing)
A reminder that even your cat’s crap can be iconic
Hang it in your kitchen, office, bathroom, or anywhere that needs a little light-hearted litter-ature.
👉 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, awkward explanations to guests, some workplace passerby, and a sudden urge to brag about your cat’s digestive artistry.
Product features
- Unique customizable calendar design
- Easy to hang with hole and wire coils
- Printed on high-quality paper stock
- Writable matte grid pages
Care instructions
- If the calendar does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
| 11" x 8.5" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 11.00 |
| Height (closed), in | 8.50 |
| Height (open), in | 17.00 |
Choose your own style
The calendars come as blank products, where you have the unique possibility to place your own calendar layout for each month
Hanging hole and wire coils
The calendars come with a 4mm drill hole and wire coils, making it easy to flip through the different months and to hang anywhere in your office or home
High-quality paper stock
The calendars are printed on a thick high-quality paper stock for a premium feel
Writability on calendar grids
Both calendars feature uncoated matte pages for month grids in order to allow writing with a pen or a permanent marker and avoid smudging.
If the calendar does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth..
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