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“The Early Turd Mousepad”

Start your day the crappy way — with the Early Turd Mousepad. Inspired by the timeless proverb, this desk accessory proves that sometimes the early turd gets the worm and shit done! Equal parts gross and glorious, it’s the mousepad you never knew you needed (and your coworkers wish you didn’t).

Perfect for:

-Morning people who need something fowl with their coffee

-Night owls who want to feel superior to “early turds”

-Cat lovers convinced their pet is the next Picasso of poop

-That one employee that likes to always take a dump on the clock. You know who they are....

👉 Warning: May cause you to burst into work shouting, "Rise and Shine, it's Turd Time!"

Product features
- Full front decoration with bright, intense colors
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse gliding
- Rubber base for firm grip
- Rectangular shape
- Durable, high-density foam with ultra-thin rubber base

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.