
“The Early Turd Mousepad”
Start your day the crappy way — with the Early Turd Mousepad. Inspired by the timeless proverb, this desk accessory proves that sometimes the early turd gets the worm and shit done! Equal parts gross and glorious, it’s the mousepad you never knew you needed (and your coworkers wish you didn’t).
Perfect for:
-Morning people who need something fowl with their coffee
-Night owls who want to feel superior to “early turds”
-Cat lovers convinced their pet is the next Picasso of poop
-That one employee that likes to always take a dump on the clock. You know who they are....
👉 Warning: May cause you to burst into work shouting, "Rise and Shine, it's Turd Time!"
Product features
- Full front decoration with bright, intense colors
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse gliding
- Rubber base for firm grip
- Rectangular shape
- Durable, high-density foam with ultra-thin rubber base
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
| 9" × 8" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 9.00 |
| Height, in | 8.00 |
| Depth, in | 0.06 |
Smooth surface
Provides effortles mouse gliding and easy to clean
Full front decoration
Bright and intense colors of your desired design
Rubber base
Keeps the mouse pad firmly gripped to the desk providing smooth and even surface
Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. .
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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